I'm Tyler (there's your first surprise), and I play bass (there's the second).

I tried really hard to not make this totally metal-centric. I failed miserably, instantly. I do a lot of reblogging, but also a good amount of original stuff. And lots of complaining. You should probably follow me because I am pretty darn cool. I can provide witness testimony to that fact.

Yeah and I generally follow back, unless you post a lot of porn or some hipster Instagram garbage.